If you genuinely enjoy pineapple on pizza, I have some serious questions not just about your taste buds, but about your entire life’s decision making process. Who hurt you? Were you dared to do this once, and now you're just too stubborn to admit it was a mistake?
Look, I get it sweet and savory can sometimes work. But pineapple on pizza? That’s a whole new level of culinary chaos. It’s like brushing your teeth and then drinking orange juice. Like putting ketchup on cereal. Like dipping French fries in melted chocolate. Just because you can do it doesn’t mean you should.
I'm not saying you're a terrible person for liking it… but I am heavily implying it. If we ever order pizza together, just know that I will judge you. Mercilessly. And I might have to reconsider our entire friendship.
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